Lions

Jack: Did you know there are lions in Australia? They use their enormous powerful jaws to chomp carrots.
Tara: Are you just pretending? Lions don't live in Australia. And lions are carnivores. That means they eat meat. They don't eat carrots.
Jack: Well I use my enormous powerful jaws to chomp carrots.

Mommy's Belly

Jack : Mommy! Why is your belly all squiggly like that?
Tara: Oh, it's okay. This happens sometimes to mommies when their bellies stretch out from growing a baby inside.
Jack: Wow... Well I still love you and your belly because you can grow babies like me and Will.

That sneaky Easter outfit

Tara : My mom got Will a really cute Easter outfit. With the way he is growing, I hope it will still fit him by then.
Jack: I want a cute Easter outfit.
Tara: She got you one too.
Jack: Where is it? I didn't see it!
Tara: It's hanging in your closet.
Jack: Well I didn't see it because it sneaks out at night. And it goes outside to play in the park.

Crying baby

Jack: Mom, mom, we've got a crying baby in here! A CRYING baby!!!