Saturday, August 27, 2011

broccoli

Jack: Mom, look, I ate all of my broccoli!
(While looking at Tara, Drew slips another piece of broccoli onto his plate)
Jack, looking back at his plate: What?! All the broccoli was gone! This is INSANE!
Jack, looking at Drew: Oh, you are something else!

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Helicopter Pilot

Jack: I know how to work this.
Drew: How? Did you fly one of these in 'Nam?
Jack: No, I flew one in the mid 50's.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011