Seagulls

Drew: Jack, please! You are being so loud. It is really annoying.
Jack: I can't help it. Just like gulls. Seagulls just can't help being annoying.

A Good Artist

Jack: Mom, will you hold my paint brush for a second?
Tara: Sure. Why? What do you need?
Jack: A tissue. A good artist always blows his nose.