Thursday, April 19, 2012

NOT good

Jack: 41, 41, 41
Mom: What is that?
Jack: A place. 414141 Route Locklull Lane.
Mom: What is that?
Jack: A terrible place.
Mom: Oh, yeah, why?
Jack: The parents. They let the kids play shooting video games. It is NOT good. Not good at all.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Music Snob

Jack puts on The Wiggles CD.

Jack: This is pretty bad.
Dad: Yes, it is definitely horrible.
Jack: Why did you buy it?
Dad: I didn't, someone bought it for you.
Jack: You need to tell them not to waste their money next time. Let's put some good music back on.