Monday, April 4, 2011
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Adjust your brain
Jack, while getting dried off after the shower, "Daddy, stop. I need to adjust your brain." Jack puts his hands on the sides of Drew's head and says "doot, doot, doot", while making kid-strength chiropractic adjustments. "There. Much better."
Friday, March 18, 2011
Bacon
Jack: What a great birthday party!
Tara: I'm glad you liked it. What was your favorite part?
Jack: The pirate food.
Tara: What pirate food?
Jack: The bacon.
Later...
Jack: I love bacon.
Drew: I love bacon too. But do you know what I love more than bacon? You!
Jack: Do you know what I love more than you? Bacon!
Tara: I'm glad you liked it. What was your favorite part?
Jack: The pirate food.
Tara: What pirate food?
Jack: The bacon.
Later...
Jack: I love bacon.
Drew: I love bacon too. But do you know what I love more than bacon? You!
Jack: Do you know what I love more than you? Bacon!
Thursday, March 10, 2011
super powers
from March 1, 2011
Jack, in an admiring tone: Elijah has lasers in his eyes and he can see at night. Tyler can lift up houses and cars.
Drew: Well what super powers do you have?
Jack: I can't do anything special. I can't lift buildings or anything.
Drew: I'll bet you can do things Elijah and Tyler can't do.
Jack: No. Not really. Maybe when I'm bigger.
Tara: Like when you are 4 on March 10?
Jack: No. Probably when I'm 5 like they are.
Jack, in an admiring tone: Elijah has lasers in his eyes and he can see at night. Tyler can lift up houses and cars.
Drew: Well what super powers do you have?
Jack: I can't do anything special. I can't lift buildings or anything.
Drew: I'll bet you can do things Elijah and Tyler can't do.
Jack: No. Not really. Maybe when I'm bigger.
Tara: Like when you are 4 on March 10?
Jack: No. Probably when I'm 5 like they are.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Birthday present
from February 15, 2011
Jack: Mama, do you think I can get a cowboy costume?
Me: Sure. That would be a good present for your birthday.
Jack: I'll need size 4T.
Me: Okay.
Jack: Do they make cowgirl costumes?
Me: Yes, they do.
Jack: Do you think they make them in size 30T for you?
Jack: Mama, do you think I can get a cowboy costume?
Me: Sure. That would be a good present for your birthday.
Jack: I'll need size 4T.
Me: Okay.
Jack: Do they make cowgirl costumes?
Me: Yes, they do.
Jack: Do you think they make them in size 30T for you?
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Lazy Kids
from February 15, 2011
Drew to Tara while she is pulling out of parking spot: What are you waiting for?
Tara: I heard kids but I couldn't see them and I just wanted to make sure they weren't walking by. Jack: Yeah, there are a lot of lazy kids out today.
Drew: What do you think we should do about that?
Jack: Bump them with our car.
Drew: You think lazy kids should be bumped with cars?
Jack: Yes.
Drew to Tara while she is pulling out of parking spot: What are you waiting for?
Tara: I heard kids but I couldn't see them and I just wanted to make sure they weren't walking by. Jack: Yeah, there are a lot of lazy kids out today.
Drew: What do you think we should do about that?
Jack: Bump them with our car.
Drew: You think lazy kids should be bumped with cars?
Jack: Yes.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Melancholy
from February 4, 2011
Jack, while arranging his stuffed animals in his bed before going to sleep: I'm putting red panda in the front. He hasn't been in the front in years and he's so melancholy.
As Drew and Tara laugh, Jack: It's not funny! It's not nice to laugh at people's sad feelings.
Jack, while arranging his stuffed animals in his bed before going to sleep: I'm putting red panda in the front. He hasn't been in the front in years and he's so melancholy.
As Drew and Tara laugh, Jack: It's not funny! It's not nice to laugh at people's sad feelings.
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